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''Author: [[Rhuarc (TV)|Rhuarc]], [[Alanar Tansden]], [[Bakure Mazayed]]''
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On my way out the door
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A pretty young miss
<br>
was asked for a kiss
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Ole Bran was so mad
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He gave me his fist
<br><br>
I held up a hand
<br>
and shouted no more
<br>
on my way out the door
<br><br>
I held up a hand
<br>
and shouted no more
<br>
on my way out the door
<br><br>
Brandy and Ale
<br>
Worked without fail
<br>
To rob this gent of his wits
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the brandy took over
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and when she leaned over
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I took a quick peek at her ____ 
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I held up a hand
<br>
and shouted two more
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on my way out the door
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I held up a hand
<br>
and shouted two more
<br>
on my way out the door
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Third time is the charm
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or so they say
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so I tried again
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the very next day
<br>
I pinched her bum
<br>
I took the fall
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as she kicked me
<br>
square in the ___ 
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I held up a hand
<br>
and whimpered no more
<br>
on my way out the door
<br><br>
I held up a hand
<br>
and whimpered no more
<br>
on my way out the door<br>
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